Uggggggggghhhhh dizzy— wait.

[epic. pause.]

Carousel. I KNOW THIS CAROUSEL. I KNOW THIS—

How did I even-

Why am I even-

I can’t even-

You deities suck so much and I don’t care if you smite me— EXCEPT I KIND OF DO SO IGNORE THAT, I SAID NOTHING.

Craaaaaaaaap. Arisawa? Ichigo? Are you guys still here? …Ishida?

[yet another epic pause]

My shirt.

Is on fire. OH MY GOD-

[transmission cuts off]

Okay, be honest.

Does anybody think Speedos are attractive? I think they're creepy. Auuugh.

SOMEBODY COME GIVE ME A HAIR CUT. QUICK. Quick quick quick. I don't trust myself to do it, okay. Help a guy out.


Also.

I've been thinking, and the little girl actually made sense the last time we talked.

Everyone's problems would be solved if they just ate cake.

I'm serious. I'm so frigging serious right now.

Sooooooooooooooooo. Uh.


Grell.

It was either you or Ishida. Nothing personal. lasdjaklsdf

Have any sugar?





This is so stupid. Why sugar. Are we making a huge City cake at the end of this or something? I don't knoooooow.

( Private )

...should I be proud that, in a distant future, I had a kid who can beat the snot out of me? Probably, right?

alsdkjfas

[Filtered to Tatsuki | Unhackable]

Arisawa.

We-

I need to talk to you.

WHAT TIME IS IT?????


THIS IS RIDICULOUS.



...maybe Batman's awesome was so extreme the clocks couldn't handle it and they stopped working.

Was yesterday supposed to be a deranged version of Santa's Workshop or something?

It was pretty funny though, I'm not gonna lie.

Even better, the chicken pox are no longer. Kinda miss having Tatsuki arou- alksdjfsd

[Filtered away from Tatsuki]

Okay so. So.

DON'T LAUGH AT ME ALL RIGHT. DO NOT LAUGH.

What...do you get a someone you like for Christmas? I should probably start thinking about it now. Because if I wait too long, knowing me I'll mess everything up. Or lose my nerve. She's...a jock. Doesn't like typcial girly stuff. And she acts tough but...she's not always tough. You know? She's a good girl. I really- alsdjkdfjaslfafd

I SAID DON'T LAUGH.

WHERE ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE COMING FROM.

IT'S FREAKING ME OUT, YOU GUYS.

[ooc; alsdf I'LL TAG BACK TOMORROW GUYS. SPLITTING HEADACHE ATTACKS AND I WANT TO CRY IT HURTS SO BAD. ;__;]

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

I ITCH ALL OVER. I LOOK DISEASED.

THIS SUCKS SO MUCH.

Is this like those plagues that hit a few months ago? Am I going to die? OF MEDIEVAL PLAGUE???? I'M TOO YOUNG.

...On second thought.

Even though he's stuck up-

Even though he can't keep his hands to himself-

Even though he thinks our friendship is a joke-

I guess Ishida's a good guy. A great guy, even.

And the trans- Grell isn't bad, either.

alkfdjalkfjafd

Hey City, here's a fun fact.

ISHIDA URYUU IS A MEAN-SPIRITED JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERK who doesn't HESITATE to throw unsuspecting, INNOCENT PEOPLE to the wolves.

And Ichigo is still a dingleberry.

And my hamsters are still cute and fuzzy and small...except for Tiny. He...needs to stop eating so much. I think I may have to put him on a diet or something. Unless he's a mutant hamster.

Amendment:

GRELL SUTCLIFF IS A LADY OF WELL REPUTE. :D :D :D

I wanted to show these guys off yesterday, but I figured I'd wait until that crazy curse was over. (I'M SO GLAD I WASN'T CURSED.)

( This cut is so IC it'll poke your eye out )

So Ichigo has a dog. And that makes me want a pet. Something...cute and fuzzy and small, like a hamster.

What are good hamster names, guys?


Oh, and before I forget- this crazy fog? I'll bet you anything that URAHARA A.K.A. THE SPAWN OF SATAN DID IT.

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO PUT THE HAIR IN MY OATMEAL, YOU GUYS. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO FESS UP.

...I'm very bummed that I can't eat oatmeal anymore. The smell alone makes me sick to my stomach. Rest in peace, oatmeal. YOU WERE A GOOD....PART OF A HEALTHY, BALANCED BREAKFAST.


In other news, V has dubbed me Bosley. HAHA. Oh, V. ♥

Uhhh, Anita? Are you all right? I know you were hurt before or was it dead...alsfj;sdf.

AND WHAT'S WITH RANDOM PEOPLE GOING THROUGH SEX-CHANGES? EXPLAIN. I'M SO LOST.

[ooc; off to bed with me kiddies- long day tomorrow]

OH MY GOD.


THERE WAS A HAIR IN MY OATMEAL.


alskdfjaklfjlkfjdsf


[ooc; All right guys, kicking myself off for a bit to rest my hands. I'll catch tags later on. <3]

Is it just me, or is there something weird going on here?

...Well. Weirder than normal.



I don't think I like it.

Where's Mizuiro when you need him...

Deities,

YOU SUCK

ANYA??? CLAIRE???? OTHER FRIENDS? YOU GUYS STILL REMEMBER ME, RIGHT?

[ooc; Not affected, but hates this curse like a thing that...hates...things.]

( City )
-----

( Mizuiro )
---

( Spawn of Satan )


Dear-

I'm finished. I'M FINISHED. I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am. OKAY? FINISHED. Stupid curse. Is this a curse?

Since-

FINISHED.

Really AWESOME girls:

1. ANYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~
2. CLAAAAAAAAAAAIREEEEEEEEEEEE~~
3. Lady
4. Youko
5. Marishka even though she's kinda scary
6. Arisawa
7. Yoruichi (she's a WOMAN)
8. Lady Basene
9. Teresa she needs to talk a little more
10. AAA~~NIIIIIIIII~~TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
11. Miaka

Other cool people:

1. Mizuiro... alkfjaklsdfj
2. ICHIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3. Chad
4. ORIHIME-CHAN
5. KUCHIKI-SAN
6. Yamada-san
7. This guy

PSYCHOS, SEXUAL DEVIANTS, AND QUESTIONABLES:

1. The Dark Lord of Mordor (a.k.a. Lucy Heartphilia)
2. The Spawn of Satan (a.k.a. Sandal-Hat a.k.a. Urahara)
3. The Brat (a.k.a. Toph)
4. The Little Girl (a.k.a. Yachiru)
5. The Peacock That Hangs Out with a Natural Baldy (a.k.a. Yumichika)

I feel VERY ACCOMPLISHED FOR LISTING ALL THESE THINGS.

So. I didn't get eaten. Or stomped on. Or smashed to bits. I guess that's good, right?


...

THIS PLACE REALLY SUCKS, GUYS. My employer is a psycho and possible sexual deviant, my coworkers---well, coWORKER accused me of being a rapist for no reason (NO REASON! NONE! LUCY HEARTPHILIA IS NUTS! CERTIFIABLE!), and THE CURSES ARE RIDICULOUS. Freaking Godzilla.

GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

Why me. YES I SAID IT AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. WHY ME.